The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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