you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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