Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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