so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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