Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Congratulations! We have a period
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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