I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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