I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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