you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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