Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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