remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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