so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
