screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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