they need to just BURY HIM!
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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