dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
