Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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