did you get engaged???
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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