Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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