are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I supernannyed him into submission
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
