I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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