erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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