i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
