He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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