we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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