some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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