I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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