xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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