i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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