he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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