Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I will be naked everywhere
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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