Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
