8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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