Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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