I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
My ass is underappreciated
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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