I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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