I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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