Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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