dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
this is an emotional support booty call
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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