I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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