i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
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