Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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