Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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