I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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