Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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