her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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