After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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