is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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