Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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