OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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