No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
