She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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