it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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